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Nik Kershaw joins the line up for Music for Motor Neuron

Nik Kershaw joins the line up for the inaugural fund-raising event by Music for Motor Neuron, set up by Jason Newman in February 2013 after he at the age of 38 was diagnosed with Motor Neuron Disease (MND).

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